Last night there was another presidential debate. The world’s economic woes are growing (did you hear Iceland might go bankrupt?… Iceland… an entire country). Three scientists just won the Nobel Prize for, umm, something scientific. These are all very important things worthy of discussing in this blog. But also important?: Zombies.
No, I’m not getting over eager about Halloween. You see, tomorrow evening, zombies will be walking the streets of downtown San Jose (and no, I’m not referring to the normal late night crowd stumbling around there). Perhaps it might be more apt to say they will be shuffling. Whatever the case, between the Sharks fans yelling “wooo!” and the zombies yelling “brrrraaaains!,” eloquent discourse in San Jose will be at an all time low.
So as not to be left unprepared, you may want to study up on your zombie history and protective techniques. It’s also a good idea to learn what people before you have done when coming across a hungry swarm of the undead. Though I would not suggest locking yourself in a bar seeing as these zombies will have a taste for beer as well as brains.
No, I’m not getting over eager about Halloween. You see, tomorrow evening, zombies will be walking the streets of downtown San Jose (and no, I’m not referring to the normal late night crowd stumbling around there). Perhaps it might be more apt to say they will be shuffling. Whatever the case, between the Sharks fans yelling “wooo!” and the zombies yelling “brrrraaaains!,” eloquent discourse in San Jose will be at an all time low.
So as not to be left unprepared, you may want to study up on your zombie history and protective techniques. It’s also a good idea to learn what people before you have done when coming across a hungry swarm of the undead. Though I would not suggest locking yourself in a bar seeing as these zombies will have a taste for beer as well as brains.
posted by jw
